Fuction

Fuction

A situation, event or circumstance in which human beings of both sex are fully aware of how dangerous, unprofitable, illegal, fattening, stressful, for which there is no way out without suffering one of the previous implications or effects; however there is always a structural set of events that make it work for one trying to escape, making the following results; such as happiness, sex, profitable, proudness, positive learning, destressing ones state, making this word "Fuction" a combination of the formerly described Fucked, yet function.

by Scottynel April 18, 2018

Funcle

Typically men named Jeff and have sexual relations with their childhood best friend. Funcle's love to ski and are oddly attracted to little boys with the last name doyle. It's a big turn on for a "funcle"

My dad is leaving at night to meet my funcle when mommy goes to sleep

by JRDUSA April 19, 2018

Fucctarded

Definition 1 (Noun: a person or object incapable of processing anything)

definition 2 (adjective: decribes those who are just fuccing retarded )

Person 1: He's the president of amreclandia

Person 2: Wut

Person 1: Idk I'm fucctarded

by Trashyfucctard September 7, 2017

Finctional

(Adj.)
Feen•k•shun•null

Something that is not real but still has a purpose.

Fictional yet functional.

Elizabeth's imaginary friend Jennifer obviously isn't real, but it keeps her sane to think she is. Jennifer is finctional.

by Ricky Spaniiiiish June 5, 2017

funcle

Short for full-uncle, meaning genetically closer than a mother's half-brother.

My mom has two siblings, her brother Bob and half-brother Jordan. Bob is my funcle, where as Jordan is simply my uncle.

by arizonahd May 15, 2018

funckel

A fun ass uncle

Man uncle mike is a funckel

by Carlthebomb June 6, 2018

Funch

Funch is a type of gential irration caused by SJW related triggering.

Did you hear? El got so triggered last week by someone asking about her skirt she broke out in a funch?

by VincentPrices September 9, 2018