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Food Shark

Food shark:

An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.

Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.
Thanks to that damned food shark, nobody ate my pepperoni and cheese stuffed meatballs!
by Hazeybear December 31, 2015
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food bowl

A event in which high school students of all stereo types participate to gather food and money for the poor people. Typically a high school will compete against a rival high school to get maximum participation from students. The first school to coin the term Food Bowl was Montesano High Scool in 1889 against their rivals Elma High School. Neighboring towns Aberdeen and Hoquium attempted to re name it Food Ball, but it didn't catch on due to the name not making sense.
"Hello would you like to donate food or money for our Food Bowl competition?"
by VrotDoogy November 5, 2017
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Food Grudge

When you have had a bad experience with a food and so go off eating it for a while.

Often people who claim to have allergies are really just holding food grudges.
Ever since I drank too much at that Christmas party I've had a food grudge against fruit cake.
by The Slangolier September 2, 2010
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Decoy Food

The food that you buy for the greedy room mate who has a tendency to steal your food and not buy their own.
I was so pissed at her eating all my food that i had to start buying cheap decoy food just for her. Hey, it worked!
by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011
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Food library

The contents of your fridge.
Grab me that beer out the food library
by Gonz989 March 29, 2020
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foods ghost

'Jeez, this room smells like its haunted by Foods Ghost'
by DanJJJJJJJJ March 31, 2008
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food motivated

When you are willing to do something, you would not otherwise do, if food is involved. Primarily the food is free.
"I've gotta go to this stupid work thing. I wouldn't go but there's food, so I'm going cause I'm food motivated."
by TheMonger May 3, 2007
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