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the noob children

4 little noobs aspiring to take over the world alongside their parent, nuggets.
the noob children kidnapped my goldfish!!! HELP!!!
by jimmybiscut74 April 8, 2021
mugGet the the noob childrenmug.

I hate children

Kid: *throws sand at the man*

Man: HEY- SHOO

Kid *runs off, giggling*

Man: Ugh, I hate children.
by TotallyNotGuilty December 14, 2023
mugGet the I hate childrenmug.

Drown the Children

In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.
I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?
by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022
mugGet the Drown the Childrenmug.

Hazbin Children

A group of people who like a certain cartoon about lesbian relationships.
by The Wonder Chris Boy February 23, 2024
mugGet the Hazbin Childrenmug.

Lonnie Benningfieldestiny children

Lonnie Benningfield junior artists baller jams bejrovbooty jams bejrovbut bejrovbehind jams by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started Lonnie Benningfieldestiny children and I am name after my own words baller jam boxing jam banging backwards jams.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 30, 2025
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tiny children

Ethereal or Imaginary children that exist in one's own being that you talk to on a daily basis.
Hi Daddio! The tiny children said.

Hey sweeties. The Daddio replied.
by Eggspectacular7 September 17, 2025
mugGet the tiny childrenmug.

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