children

little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.

Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox March 30, 2023

Children

Children are a pain

I don’t want children because they suck

by AnayahCHILEEE May 1, 2022

Model For Children

And INSTEAD you decided to be a lying, thieving, charlatan! And now the only thing your kids know is that they don't own their own minds and that they can't know anything because of a vapid skepticism and a mental illness people can just impose on them.

Hym "If you want to be a model for children so bad.... Why don't you model getting stabbing thin the neck repeatedly for them? Because that is what is going to happen to one of them if I don't get paid and credited for that AI and soon. As my symptoms get worse, their lifespans decrease."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2025

Chinese children

The best kids in human history and development because even the Holy Bible says that the chinese children helped the people build the tower of Babel and helped Zeus calculate the distance and the angle to throw lightnings at specific places to hit greek people and destroy their things. Nowadays, chinese children say they can revive Schrödinger's cat in case it's dead, they can say what the last digit of Pi is and also know the true end of The Neverending Story.

-Dude, do you know about those chinese children everyone talk about? They just made a rocket and collected undiscovered information about possible life in Saturn!

-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.

by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022

A basket of children

More than a few, less than several.

I’m going to have a basket of children and raise them to hate chocolates.

by bebebobo9889 April 19, 2024

Children

Michael Jackson Bait.

Detective- Maybe, if we get enough children, we can finally catch Michael Jackson once and for all!
Random Officer- But sir, Michael Jackson has been dead for years now.
Detective- So we get more children to lure his ghost in!
Random Officer 1- Are you fuckin’ nuts or what

by thecodie December 28, 2021

Children Withdrawal

When a pedo hasn't touched a kid in a while

Guy 1: Aw great, Matt Gaetz is spitting out racist bullshit again
Guy 2: Yeah, Children Withdrawal has been hitting him hard recently

by Hoahobecth December 14, 2024