chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.

by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009

Bean a Chrisman

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.

You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019

porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

Burnt the beans

A very large fuck-up. Someone who does something awful that is very unfixable

John: did it come out good?
Nimzo: no man I burnt the beans again! Fuck

by Getbig350 June 26, 2017

Beans the series

A series made by mangird1 on youtube its follows 4 beans and they do goofy ah and nothing much prrtty much fuckall random shit happens

Grandpa:I watched beans the series yesterday
Dad:take your pills

by Mangird1 April 5, 2023

good bean

Adjective:
Used to describe somebody who is very based, good, or just super epic in general.

I’m a good bean

by dumb jsjsj September 18, 2022

Weird beans

(An expression)Just a more interesting way to say "weird", "odd", and so on...

Mo:"Dude, my grandma puts jello in her tacos..."

Lester:"Weird beans."

by Penguin-chick February 10, 2009