An attack which involves a set-up period where KJ performs a dance, followed up by a punch that creates giant cracks in the air.
by LegokoaSpongebob March 12, 2025
Get the Unlimited flex worksmug. A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
Get the Flex Officermug. While often used derogatorily against others as an accusation of hyper masculine overcompensation, when used in the first person it indicates a willingness to forcibly overcome an overwhelming challenge or highly favored opponent through the use of ones ego.
Mike always trying to flex nuts around school but nobody scared.
Don't matter how many friends you bring, your whole little Gaggle of followers can eat shit. I flex nuts son. Come at me.
Don't matter how many friends you bring, your whole little Gaggle of followers can eat shit. I flex nuts son. Come at me.
by Joshamaphone July 29, 2023
Get the Flex nutsmug. by Clutch Bucks March 24, 2020
Get the Weird flex pero okay langmug. flex tape is basically the only thing able to keep your ass from tearing during those hot, sweaty nights that you decided that getting butt fucked by Thanos was a good idea. And don’t get me wrong, Thanos will make passionate love to you and will do it well, but not even his gauntlet can stop you from almost getting split into to by his massive purple cock. Only flex tape can.
person 1: my marriage is falling apart. my kids have aids. i’m being evicted in 34 minutes. please god, I can’t do this alone. help. me.
god: sorry bro, i’ve got my hands tied. looks like you’re just—
*an explosion destroys the side of the church. a figure walks through the smoke. it’s phil swift*
phil swift: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
god: sorry bro, i’ve got my hands tied. looks like you’re just—
*an explosion destroys the side of the church. a figure walks through the smoke. it’s phil swift*
phil swift: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
by depressed as actual f u c k February 22, 2019
Get the Flex Tapemug. Using your race or ethnicity to try and appear superior to someone else of a different race even though you personally did not create the accomplishments or do not posses the abilities to do so.
Jonbob was race flexing when he mentioned that white people had better artwork, leaving the assumption that he could create better art, even though he is not an artist.
Shofia was race flexing when she boasted about her cultural food being better than white or black people's, although she cannot cook herself.
Shofia was race flexing when she boasted about her cultural food being better than white or black people's, although she cannot cook herself.
by Afenop June 23, 2024
Get the Race Flexingmug. Jack was Simp Flexing about how many only fans girls he was financially supporting and showing off acknowledgement clips.
by Excited Bike February 1, 2021
Get the Simp Flexingmug.