Flapple

to insert a finger and/or any other foriegn object into a mans penis hole.

My girlfriend gives the best flapple ever.

by Flapple King December 11, 2010

Fappy Go Lucky

When a fap session turns into a sexual encounter

Vinay was having a fap in the bathroom when Helen walked in, strapped on a dilly and bare-backed him. Fappy go lucky bastard!

by Jerrg July 23, 2009

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

Annoying slutty fat bitches who think they are the shit when guys only use them for a quick fuck.

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker and she live in Ione, California if your looking for a lousy fuck.

by The 4 guys who use Jolene for SEX August 19, 2003

floppy vagina

a vagina that has been so overused that the outer labia actually sag down and are floppy

i was about to eat that chick out but i realized she had a really floppy vagina

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Floppy Omelette

A large, sloppy vagina with baggy labia, usually due to extreme amounts of sexual activity.

I swear when I went down on her it was like putting my face in a floppy omelette!

by HellsBells85 August 19, 2011

Flapped

When you fail at something or something goes wrong, used mainly in the North West of England.

Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.

Example 1:

Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"

Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"

Example 2:

Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"

by FlappedJoint June 3, 2012

Floppy Goose

When you dip your penis in raw egg and apply gold glitter then, angrily attack a passer-by with your gold eggy cock. (this resembles both the golden egg of a goose and the angry nature of the goose itself)

Shall we floppy goose Jon while he sleeps?

by Portsmouth Thought Pad January 25, 2009