flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

flanhole

1. referring to a girls pussyhole... as in:
what a flanhole
2. comparing a warm gooey caramel tart cake with a womans pussy

stick it in her flanhole
what a flanhole
shes a flaneater

by crackiejackie May 5, 2008

Glitter Flap

Will's mangina.

Will's tallywhacker was blown off in 'Nam, now he has a glitter flap.

by B-dizzle fo-Rizzle September 8, 2010

flaherty

someone who needs regular fucking (ie on the hour) or she gets quite testy and takes it out with general aggression. passive aggression, sarcasm, shit jokes etc.

also a general bitchwhore

'o you actually got out of bed before twelve good for you'
'stop being such a goddamn flaherty!'

by Gregoregory November 18, 2007

flap ass

A woman in a bathing suit who has an extra flap of skin over her ass. It is most disturbing when she bends over. No one knows how it got there, but there it is, a flap of skin right over her ass.

John: Did you see that woman's ass?
Sara: Holy cow, she has a flap ass.

by Holycrapthisisawesome December 30, 2008

Milwaukee Mud Flap

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.

This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.

by S.E.McD February 17, 2009

Flapdoodle

Also known as an alpha sorter. It has flaps to sorte documents and papers alphabetically

Hey Dale, put this App. in the Flapdoodle, MORON!

by Warrants March 25, 2009