Spank File

The part of your brain you store raunchy images or steamy intimate memories for use during solo stimulation.

Wow, you were really sexy in that lingerie, I'm putting that in the spank file.

by kosmochic March 23, 2011

Post-Failed Sex Disorder

PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.

Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.

by Nross December 1, 2011

Dallas filet

A Texas-style sex act. It's a reverse cowgirl, with anal.

He thought Dallas filet was on the menu, but Debbie said no.

by Rockefeller Oakes March 20, 2012

Rural Field Goal

The act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which passes harmlessly under your car.

I was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. I didn't want it's stink or road smush on my tires, so I did a rural field goal.

by Kalisiin September 22, 2012

iowa field

When you finger a girl with a corn cob and she has a unshaven vagina.

I gave Samantha a iowa field last night.

by Bigtone32 November 10, 2014

Turner Field

Where drunk and misguided baseball fans go to jump off the upper deck, usually resulting in death.

When I went to Turner Field, some drunk guy fell from the upper deck. Ironically, he was trying to boo A-rod.

by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015

upload failed

When urbandictionary doesn't like your pronunciation of a word, but wants to be nice about it.

"Upload Failed"

by Pehnus June 8, 2016