dookie lizard

a gay man.

two fags walking down the road o those fags are dookie lizards.

by yeah786!!!!! March 13, 2009

Dookiestain McClane

A person with a weak constitution, little to no redeeming qualities, few positive attributes and no apparent skills or talents.

I emphatically and repeatedly informed my sister's boyfriend that he was Dookiestain McClane as he frequently broke eye contact and weakly smiled in silence having neither the balls nor the grounds to contest such an assertion.

by Flow Regulator May 26, 2011

Dookiemonger

A person who purchases and maintains an inventory of dookie (feces) to be sold to others.

I don't want to go to that dookiemonger Steves' house, because he has a huge surplus of dookie smelling up the place. I don't know how he sells it on eBay, but apparently some people buy stuff like that.

by Elmer Shitbomb August 16, 2011

Dookess

shithead

you are a dookess.

by poop56 October 17, 2011

dookie cramp

an massive cramp you get before you have to poop

dude , i just had a dookie cramp
guy , do you have to poop

by sychic January 1, 2012

dookie rita

Dookie Rita is an oversized, small, medium broad that think's She is the best thing walking around town. And really she's not and
She smells like this big ass piece of s*** thinking that she's cute and she's not she stank like

Dookie .. that would be a Dookie Rita

BG.Cexii

You're walking down the street and you see an oversized person wearing something too small. and she thinks she's cute and she smells like Dookie when you walk past that would be a Dookie Rita smelly ass girl

by Bg.Cexii@Da'me May 8, 2016

Dookie

Pool

I dookie on myself

by Yjku June 11, 2018