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Cotton Donkey

Guy 1: "Man, I can't believe when I parted the red sea I would wind up with THIS on my hand"
Guy 2: "Too bad she wasn't on her cotton donkey."
by AnieBear January 28, 2011
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donkey punching

when gettin down anal style punchin the spine of the girl you're with (not hard unless you're both into that shit) so her muscless contact for when you pop
i cant think of an everyday sentance when youd mention it
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you-suck-giant-donkey-balls

a phrase to describe someone who sucks giant donkey balls.
Hey!!! You-suck-giant-donkey-balls!!!
by m4rk 4 4w3s0m3 April 10, 2004
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Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One who cornholes asses and feasts upon excrement
by Art Vandelay November 13, 2003
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donkey fucker

One who has sexual relations with members of the Democratic political party.
by Z-English April 3, 2003
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donkey penis

I saw a 1979 Pinto with a Donkey Penis in 2004 sticker on it.
by Steven November 22, 2003
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donkey show

1. A form of entertainment most commonly associated with being presented in Tijuana, in which (usually) men pay to observe a male donkey have sex with a female human.

2. A popular Oregon radio show, broadcast from Eugene with a transmitter powerful enough to be heard even outside the state depending on how good the receiving radio is (Vancouver, WA is an example). Syndicated in Medford (south of Eugene) at night time, though the hours the show is actually done is 2-6 PM. Broadcast on 101.5 KFLY FM, the show plays little music compared to most FM radio, and is mainly composed of the two co-hosts Tanner and Drew sharing their often humorous opinions and satires of current events and people currently in the news; as well as other commonly done humor-based radio bits. They refer to their listeners as throbbits (from a pornographic parody of Lord of the Rings).
1. Dude when we went to Mexico we almost went to see a donkey show but decided not to on account of that being absolutely foul.

2. The number one show across the board in radio ratings in Eugene, OR (and surrounding), is the Donkey Show.
by Loyal Throbbit September 9, 2008
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