Elevator does not go to the top floor 

The person is not that smart, and probably won't get the joke.

America: Some people say my elevator go to the top floor but I don't even have an elevator.

Italy: I've heard that one too, let's go out and buy one!
or
X: Hey your Elevator does not go to the top floor.
Y: What?

Elevator does not go to the top floor by Lunalunaluna November 9, 2012

why does no one love me

why does no one love me is a phrase you might not know come from. If said it means you’re unpopular, you’re not likable, or you’re name is a bad one like Sedon!!! If you’re names Sedon you’re most likely both of those things and that is why no one will ever like or love you and that is why you were kicked out your refrigerator you call home

Why does no one love me? -Sedon

why does no one love me by I’m a basic Asian who eats dog May 22, 2018

It doesn't matter 

Nothing matters

Person 1: the sun will explode everything we do it pointless
Person 2: yeah it doesn't matter
Person 3: OK welp that's sad

It doesn't matter by OK, why? June 9, 2020

what does it mean when a girl asks for one of your rings 

when a girl asks for one of your rings it means she’s claiming you as hers. By having one of your rings she has proof of you being hers.

Can i have one of your rings?

yeah sure but why?

no reason

What does it mean when a girl asks for one of your rings?

what does it mean when a girl asks for one of your rings by anonymous June 25, 2021

simple as simple does

Easy.

Anon: Imma hack the BBC, simple as simple does...
NWH: WTF are you on about!?

simple as simple does by MrSherlockholmes July 28, 2016

any dick does the trick 

Often paired with the other term "any hole's a goal", states how any male with functioning genitalia is worth going for. mostly used by women, but hey, its a free country

"girl, that guy has been eyeing you down for an hour now"
"he isn't even cute"
"girl, any dick does the trick".

any dick does the trick by Xx_memelordpussyeater42069_xX July 30, 2017

That which does not fuel us, makes us fatter 

Once upon a time there was Glucose,

Our human bodies can burn it or store it.

The End

Hey man, that which does not fuel us, makes us fatter.

Hey man, if it don't fuel you, it makes you fatter.

That which does not fuel us, makes us fatter by UncleTexKash January 10, 2018