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dicker

One who dicks around. A person who is procrastinating or otherwise doing something other than what they are supposed to be doing.
Quit dickin' around you dicker.

Man you've got 3 papers to write by tomorrow and you're playing computer games! You're such a dicker!
by the annihilatrix October 9, 2007
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Danker

Originated from the word Dank describing something as really good. Often in reference to one marijuana strain over another.
"This bud is way danker than yours!" or "Can I have the danker marijuana?"
by SHAYGREEN January 24, 2015
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dinner lady face

A woman who looks very plain, and working class and works or has worked in a school, serving children meals.
A female broadcaster on BBC tv once said of the singer Lili Allen "she sings OK but she has got that Dinner Lady Face going on"
by paul grant August 28, 2007
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dinkey flop nuggets

1) A set of extremely floppy nuts, preferebly being a smaller size than normal.

2) When a extremely tiny turd is hanging from the butthole, and you have to wiggle your butt and squeeze your cheeks to make it fall into the toilet, much like a dinkleberry.
If I'm going to sleep with you, you've better have a real pair, not just some dinkey flop nuggets...
by davedavedavedavedave March 26, 2009
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Dinkelberg

the favorite word of Timmy Turners dad to scream at their Neighbor
"DINKELBERGGGGG!!"
by RedRidingHoodRat January 18, 2015
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dinkelpuss

1. An idiot a smart ass.
2. Often disguised as a decent guy, with a what wacked out hair do.
3. A guy who runs the dreams and often ruins the lives of many women around him.
4.Dinkel suggest connections to tinkle/urinate. Puss suggest kitten, or female body part (see pussy).

5. To piss unto pussy (female body part).

6. To piss unto puss (a festering wound)
7. To piss unto puss (a cat or feline)
8. The piss or tinkle out of or through a pussy. Either caused naturally or by a physical. deformity.
When dinkelpuss walked in this morning all the women went swanning their knees.

Look at that dinkelpuss, he has the craziest hair do!

He's such a dinkelpuss, last week he almost drowned my cat.

During love making I lost control of my bladder. I feel like such a dinkelpuss.

When in the jungle with not other medical equipment dinkelpuss is a good technique for disinfection!
by ShineyMeizer September 13, 2014
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dinner kank

When you jab your gums at the dinner table with a fork and yell out in slander.
Damn it, Tony, all hell I gave myself a dinner kank with that steak fork!
by redceltic88 February 28, 2015
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