Murder Dildo

A Gun.

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.

by Marx's Beard April 1, 2021

Dildo Friendly

accepting dildos at any location

Hey! wanna go to the mall? they're dildo friendly

by CreepyDickTickler March 15, 2017

sausage dildo

When you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

Babe make me a sausage dildo.

by I am a little more time August 25, 2016

Dildo with Cheese

Main cuisine in whorehouses, and alleyways with fun uncles. Can be ordered at Dominos but with a lot of persuading and pickle tickling.

Daddy: can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominos: say what nigga
Daddy: I said, can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominoes: meet me in the bathroom
*A few inches later*
Daddy: that was fun to order thanks nigga
Donald from Dominoes: the fuck you say to me white boy

by You got Lumbago April 4, 2019

Fake Dildo

A real penis

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.

by Theduderonomy October 4, 2017

A dildo on wheels

What Case looks like

“And Case why did you start arguing anyway?”
“To cover up the fact he looks like a dildo on wheels”

by tw: Ed Sheeran May 9, 2022

snicker dildo

A snickers bar used as a dildo to derive pleasure.

Calel: Wow! did you know that Donna has a stash of "fun size" snicker dildos in her closet. dildy

by Bruce Needzweed December 11, 2016