Diarrhea

When you digest too much Taco Bell and your stomach starts hurting so bad you sweat till lava starts flowing out of your ass cheeks

Friend: Bro are you okay you’ve been in the bathroom for 45 minutes... the crunch wrap isn’t settling too well is it?
You: Dood I have mad diarrhea right now like I seriously feel like I’m shitting molten metal right now

by Big_Girth_Quake January 5, 2021

Diarrhea Dildo

When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.

Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?

by sara da terra March 5, 2024

diarrhea

if you gen. don't know what this is, basically it's (usually) brown dookie that's liquidy

Person 1: gg gotta go to bed

— NEW CONVO —
Person 2: had some monster diarrhea 2day
Person 1: why would i need to know that 😭🙏

by pseudonym_error404:notfound January 30, 2025

Handstand spinning diarrhea

When you have the need to take a shit get into a handstand position and let it RIPPPP. Just like Beyblades spin around while you release your waste.

Yo, I've been doing the handstand spinning diarrhea and it's the best b work out bro. 10/10 recommend!!!

by ThickburritoaAss April 19, 2020

Explosive diarrhea

When your shit comes out in the solid, liquid and gas state all at the same time at high velocity.

Dude: can you get me some toilet paper, Had thai yesterday now I've painted the stall brown.

Dude2: you're kidding

Dude: I'm not, I've been in here for three hours with explosive diarrhea.

by Onepump man August 18, 2020

Diarrhea

An unfortunate failing of the sphincter.

When you're sliding into third, and you feel a juicy turd... Diarrhea.

by rokhuasen November 11, 2021

Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022