dick lifts

The action of an anthropoid, or animal with the proper male reproductive organs hoisting a weighted miscellaneous item of interest (particularly weights commonly used for muscle developing at physical fitness centers and other various fitness locales) using their phallus in order to augment size, length, girth, or to simply express physical and emotional well-being.

Just came back from doing d-lifts (dick lifts) at the gym

by Chrispy Creame June 26, 2014

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dick hole stepdad

The guy that has sex with your mom and treats you like a piece of dirt

"Andrew comes around here twice a week and acts like a dick hole step dad. Uses my XBox and eats all our food then leaves."
"I hate my dick hole stepdad"

by nowwordsgohere December 21, 2017

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dick drifting

When a girl who cant use her legs rides your dick

Damn man, stacy was dick drifting like a street racer

by PiperPickledPeter February 1, 2018

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dick ran

When your sitting on your naked and you move your body very fast and it looks like your dick is running

Hey bill did you dick ran today

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX May 16, 2018

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Dick scurvy

Not having sex for a prolonged time which might show some physical attributes.
Similar to the traditional scurvy which is vitamin C deficiency

Also known as sex deficiency.

Its been almost 10 months.., Jusus Christ I have dick scurvy now....

by Amove July 5, 2019

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