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defetext

To text while defenestrating
1. After John Doe lost his shirt, he self-defetexted his last words to Twitter.

2. If Elaine ever got a Blackberry, iPhone, or a PDA with SMS capability and it wouldn't stop beeping, then Yuri would probably have defetexted out the limo window.
by DrSamuelJohnson July 10, 2010
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deet

1. A sound effect representing one's being hit, generally off the side of one's head
2. Of an offensive or disgusting nature
3. Techno or house music
"We were just messing around, when Jibbs fell and hit his head on the table. He was like, 'Deet'."
by NaBi September 19, 2006
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Beat and delete

The name of a song created by a well know man called Prosper, his song is all about dropping your skeng and instead shagging fat malts and leaving them. He also talks about how good Nando’s is (probably enjoys the extra hot butterfly chicken).
Since beat and delete was released, knife crime in south east England has dropped by 99.9%. However, teenage pregnancy’s have risen by 500%. If it wasn’t for fortnite protecting all the little virgins in the world from having sex, scientists have predicted that teenage pregnancies could have risen by 69420%.
Jamal- hey, do you want to go shank some yutes
Prosper- nah cuz I would rather beat my meat, jeet and skeet

Jamal- that sounds like a great idea! Let’s beat and delete together
by Prospers no.1 idle October 18, 2019
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Deetjens

Pronounced: Dee - chens

1. When something is "fancy", "posh", expensive, luxurious or just damn great.

2. Conversely, the word can be used ironically to have to opposite meaning, this stating something is "Deetjens" can also mean it is crappy, low rent or poor quality.

Origin: The term is named after the Deetjens Big Sur Inn in California and entered the lexicon simulatneaouly meaning "posh" and "crappy" when a group of young people were denied entry there. Hence forth the name of the hotel took on this meaning and the use of the term spread.
1. Positive: "This Wagfu beef steak is Deetjens!"

2. Nagative: "This flat has rats in the walls. Deetjens!"
by missxiola March 30, 2011
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DEET

A mixture of Death to all Evil, Quirk, The Ability to Fly and That Feeling After Working Out. In other words, complete Awesomeness. It comes in many varieties including Liquid DEET and Frozen DEET
She'll go out with you? Man, that is so DEET!

That girl is seriously DEET.

I just took a shot of pure unadulterated DEET.
by 6man December 12, 2010
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deeth

Frank is boiling to deeth.
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Lying Deleter

See: Kristogar Velo
Kristogar Velo is a lying deleter!
by Stupid Dogg March 31, 2004
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