fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 May 7, 2018

Tech Deck Support

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.

Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise

by Tech Deck Support May 8, 2018

Double decking

Two people farting within a small space of each other

Damn bro I could barely breathe in the car when Dan and Samantha were double decking last night

by Lilbodega March 5, 2018

Deck head

A person who only judges a house and/or person by the quality of there porch and deck.

Man that guy is such a deck head

by SKYTURTLE May 13, 2018

catfish floping on the deck

Fucking a girl on the bow of A boat

The catfish floping on the deck is your white ass fucking a girl on the bow of a boat

by Dumn ass June 3, 2016

Deck

Another way of using the term "dyke", a derogatory term for a masculine lesbian.

I saw a deck out here not too long ago.

by jkisdi June 22, 2016

Dick-decked

When someone punches you straight in your dick

Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?

by White boy master April 19, 2016