cursed banana

The cursed banana is the act of eating a banana slowly while looking into the eyes of your enemy

Mike: why are you running away from Bill?

Tom: Because he pulled the cursed banana on me!

by mr baconator March 2, 2023

Curse of binding

When you use glue instead of lube during vaginal sex.

"Oh, shit babe, I think I grabbed the wrong bottle. We're stuck in curse of binding!"

by Chair11111 March 24, 2023

Collector's Curse

Collector's Curse is the strange situation where someone will buy large quantities of random items (cloth dolls, physical game bundles, pop figures, etc.) in a sporadic shopping spree. This is usually done by said person in hopes that, one day during their lifetime, said objects will be worth a fortune.

Similar to:
Hoarder
Scavenger

Randal bought out all of Wal-Mart's fish tank decorations. I think he may have the Collector's Curse

by Charnime October 25, 2023

The Curse of Narl

The Curse of Narl is a curse that applies to "narleniun" A.K.A "spongeleniun". It happens in the "Hunger Games" in the discord server "AI_Sponge Rebooted". The Curse causes Narleniun/Spongeleniun to go into mid-game/late-game hunger games, but then die usually due to starvation or dehydration.

Narl: fuck yeah dude im beating their asses in this hunger games
Hunger Games hoster: narleniun dies of dehydration
Narl: what the FUCK. prime example of The Curse of Narl.

by narleniun October 30, 2023

the Kpop stan curse

The curse of Kpop stans (especially female) that learn about toxic korean beauty standards that brainwash you into thinking that you could get a body like your favorite idol and most of the time ruins your body image and makes you develop a eating disorder.

Person 1: "I like Blackpink! I might listen to them!'
Person 2: "Well dont go through the kpop stan curse."

by Chuulover21 December 19, 2023

The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.

Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right

by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023

itching curse

a curse put upon someone that will make them itch.

The only way to break it is by drawing a circle on your floor with chicken blood while wearing a loin cloth and reciting the full house theme song backwards while also clapping your titties together like a toddler who just learned how to clap

DAmn, becky got that itching curse

by calbin klien December 24, 2023