cooter crickets

Same as "crabs" or a std.

Joe: Hey that girl is pretty bangin!
Nick: I wouldn't touch her cuz I here she has cooter crickets!

by Mattttt December 28, 2005

Cricket Fart

The kind of knock your socks off, stuff a tamp in your nose, cumin saturated, air biscuit that makes you wonder how something so powerful came out of someone so small.

Jesus Christ, do you smell that cricket fart? Keep it in your pants Kiki.

by TwatMuffaleta September 23, 2016

Crotch Crickets

They are pubic lice.

Man that smut I picked up in Atlantic City gave me a batch of "Crotch Crickets".

by Timothy Keith Metz May 25, 2006

jimminy cricket

Teh cricket uhf doom! The best cricket.

Hey, it's Jimminy Cricket! *swamped by fans*

by Rath Illuser September 9, 2004

MOON CRICKET

A NTJ WITH WRISTBANDS

HEY GET OFF MY HARLEY MOON CRICKET

by PHIL32973 August 23, 2008

cricket

A skanky chick that loves to get on some cock. She is never happy with just one cock. She bounces around all day trying to find different cock. Most guys will not take a cricket home to their mom. Usually a cricket is large, and/or missing teeth. Crickets love anything that deals with taking a cock.

" Man, that chick megan is such a cricket. After she let me pull an ATM (ass to mouth) on her, she went to my homie larrys crib to get a good pumpin before bed."

by skinnyp March 6, 2008

crockett kid

Super radical person who likes Oasis

Liam and Noel Gallagher are THE Crockett kids

by GASPANIC December 9, 2003