The Tiger Countdown

When you snort an Ambien, glob a heap of hand sanitzer into your palm, and proceed to fap your meat and cum before, either the Ambien makes you pass out, or the hand sanitizer evaporates.

I almost achieved the Tiger Countdown, bit chafed my taliwhacker instead.

by T- bag August 12, 2019

do it for the count

Do it for the count mean, fuck as many girls as possible for the body count.

“This girls kinda ugly, fuck it man do it for the count”

by Johnnyamerica September 27, 2019

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019

gwen..the.counselor

Literally me. Thats me. No body else. ME. ME. THAT IS ME. DONT FAKE ITS YOU

gwen..the.counselor Is smexy

by Im..not..your..mother June 30, 2021

Bringing up someone’s follower count

The sign that someone has clearly lost an argument online.

“Your 50 followers must be eating that “sick” burn up. Must be nice to find some enjoyment on here though since your saints haven’t been able to provide that since 2010.”

This man is bringing up someone’s follower count, what a massive L

by Dubbyhub August 23, 2021

counter-culture

The bacteria that starts to grow in the kitchen when the dishes have not been done for several weeks. Predominant also in the form of specks on bowls or coffee mugs which have not been cleaned to certain standards.

We have named our counter-culture "Speckenstein" and we will train him to do our bidding, which will include washing the dishes.

by Cleanish-McGee April 4, 2007

counter girl

The sexy girl who works at the counter, gives you free refills, and flirts with everything that comes her way

That counter girl's so awesome, she just gave me a free PBR.

by counter girl lover May 18, 2011