Might could

phrase used by most southerners and Redneck teachers named susan

Sudent:Miss i didnt finsh my essay
Teacher:We might could try a little harder next time

by Senior Team April 28, 2008

Colt 45

A shitty cheap malt liquor beverage normally purchased by black people.

Wow you nigger you just bought colt 45.

by Anus McGuilicuty June 12, 2008

Coulton

The most country motherfucker in the south

Gotdamit Coulton

by Yeetium October 18, 2018

could best

to have done somthing better than others

how was it possible that Ultima’s powers could best not only that of a modern man of medicine, but that of a priest.

by DUDE418 April 14, 2010

Colt

A guy who is nice and funny and is there when you need him. Overall a really good friend. He has green eyes, brown hair and is tall. He Needs help bc I think he is an actual crackhead sometimes. But he is a really good friend who is a keeper.

Guy1: bro who that guy u been talking to he seems nice

Guy2: Yep he’s a colt

by Annnaaaaa November 29, 2019

colton

colton is a guy who can make you fall in love any time he wants to, he will have you wrapped around his finger where you won’t wanna leave him. he can be a dick sometimes but most of the time as a joke. but he won’t think twice about breaking your heart, but he most of the time he just has trust issues. he’s scared to open up, but when he does he’s amazing.

friend: you know colton?
you: yeah me and him were close, but i love him. he left me tho, i miss him.

by scajawea March 2, 2020

I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.

Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."

by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013