Consoletards

Stupid gamers that argue which is the best console of the console war.

Dood, PS3 is so much better than all consoles ever existed.

You're completely retarded, just another consoletards.

by Anon12576343 November 6, 2010

The Last Great Console

The Nintendo Entertainment System or NES

I was playing Super Mario 3 and Duck hunt the other day and wondered why these aren't world wide treasure in a museum.

by Capn Polly September 19, 2003

consolar

Also "con--so...lar?"

A more convenient name for a cinnamon roll, sticky bun, or Cinnabun (R).

Etymology: derived from the incoherant ramblings of a videogame-distracted youth who needed a sticky bun.

"Hey! Go get me a con--so...lar? Yes, I said consolar. I meant it too. Get me a sticky bun, god damn it."

by The Gay One April 28, 2005

carsophagus

A car in which someone has died.

'Yeah,' said Ted, 'Ol Joe Bob Billy went out yesterday, and never came back. The fuzz found his carsophagus out by 'Ol Jeb's place.'

by kehteh September 1, 2005

Carson

gross little kid who will be bald before he is 21.
Also looks like he's about to go on a golf trip with the bois.

Why is the child Carson balding?

idk. but at least he's ready to golf.

by ayayayayayayya.11 May 26, 2018

Carson

Someone who is in love with their sister and thinks their thicc.

Don't be a Carson

by BruhCheese May 8, 2019

console exclusive

a practice where games get released a few months (or years) later on PC compared to Xbox, switch or playstation so unsuspecting gamers will think they have to buy a console.

horizon zero dawn is a console exclusive. now also on PC.

by JJadx November 26, 2020