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Corpsified

To be collapsed on the ground, so physically drained and cosmetically disordered that you look (and feel) like a corpse.
Alas, after having consumed copious amounts of alcohol, she lay corpsified in the space she was last seen conscious, as the muffled sounds of her phone alarm made their final rotation.
by MovieQuotesGuy December 14, 2013
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Corpsebagging

Corpsebagging is the act commonly encountered in video games, in which a fallen or wounded enemy/s unintentionally uses their body/corpse to temporarily block, impede,and/or inconvenience the player.
Friend 1: Damn i had 12 hit points left and was going for the health, when all of a sudden a giant spider corpse landed on the health preventing me from getting it
Friend 2: That sounds like some serious corpsebagging
by Doktoberfest December 19, 2014
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corpsicle

A person in cryonic suspension (frozen in suspended animation with the hope of possible revival in the future)
He signed up to be cryonically suspended after death because he figured it was better to be a corpsicle than to be incinerated or rot in a casket .
by Dr Kat November 1, 2015
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Corpsveau

The Corpsveau is a mythical cross-bred creature that is half snake and half crow. While the origin story of the very first corpsveau is yet a mystery, legend has it that it first spontaneously emerged as the result of a poor translation between the words "snake", "raven", and "corbeau" which instantaneously breathed life into the first of its kind.

Conveniently, the etymology of the creature also conveniently lends utility to indicating one's equivalent interest in their lover's body and mind through the compounding of "corps" and "cerveau" (trans. French).

A group of corpsveaux is known as an "unibroue".

At times, one can feel an unibroue of corpsveaux brewing within oneself when overwhelmed with feelings of love and affection for another; this is typically mistaken to be kaleidoscope of butterflies.

The corspveau is perpetually pissed off, mostly as the results of it's unfortunate (alleged) origin story, which, ironically lends to its charm. The corpsveau is a beautifully paradoxical creature; hopefully you will have the pleasure of their company before La Fin du Monde.
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Oras: "Hey Kevin..."
Kevin: "oui?"
Oras: "J'aime ton Corpsveau!"
Kevin: "Oh!" **experiences a unibroue of corpsveau**
by chasingtheinfinite February 24, 2021
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Corpse Slap

noun

1. A half-hearted rebuttal.

2. A lackadaisical or lacklustre insult.
A: "I really don't have the time or energy to argue with S."
J: "Why not just hit her with a Corpse Slap?"
by Prevayorofdistantrelatives March 26, 2021
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corpsesmaiddress

An amazing content creator.
He uses he/him pronouns, is ghostgender, and is super valid.
Go follow corpsesmaiddress on tik tok
by Blibliblulu July 6, 2021
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corpsesmaiddress

corp.ses.maid.dress
Synonym for "perfection". Best person in the world. Goes by he/xe/she + any pronouns..please give some respect😾
Go follow @corpsesmaiddress on TikTok now.
I'm not asking, it's a order-
by Explosive_cup July 6, 2021
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