cool story dad

What you say to your father when he starts babbling

Dad: I know what dorks like you think like because when I was a little boy with a little penis i was a bully and blablablah...

Boy: Okay, cool story dad.

by rek-cram February 25, 2011

double cool with knobs

To be very very very cool; a shorter and cooler way to say 'very very very cool'

"Hey man, did you see the new Star Wars movie?"
"Yeah! It was double cool with knobs!"

by Rebecca Dakai September 18, 2005

too cool to hang out syndrome

When you wanna go out at night and your friends don't get back to your message even though you know they got it.

I called everyone on my cell and messaged everyone on facebook but they all have too cool to hang out syndrome.

by Ctownfrown March 14, 2008

That's What The Cool Kids Do

A mocking and sarcastic term for a stupid event or idea. Used to mock "popular"/ mean people at schools. Remember to say it sarcastically!

Tim: LET'S BUY A $2000 PET ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marie: *Scoff* That's what the cool kids do.

Viva:And then when I was twittering at the park I bumped into a tree!
Rhonda: Good god Viva. That's what the cool kids do.

by Swimchic96 February 14, 2010

Facebook Cool

Facebook cool means you are friends with people you don't even know.

Kevin Hiske is facebook cool!!!

by facebook cool kevin April 13, 2009

Tall Cool Glass of Water

A refreshingly desirable woman. A woman so hot she is like drinking a tall glass full of ice cold water on a hot summer day! Nothing else is so satisfying to look at.

Ah, now she's a tall cool glass of water!

by Willie333 April 2, 2008

i'm cool

-to decline an offer.
-something cocky idiots say when they think they're cool.

-Dick: "Hey man, let's shave our asses, drink a gallon or pepto-bismol and then go see ashlee simpson in concert!"
Bob: "..naw i'm cool."

-Dick: "I'm cool"
Bob: "No you're fuckin not"

by st3vee September 11, 2005