Quebec Condom

When a french canadian wear's only a stocking watch cap to make love.

Jacque took a lady home last night. Wonder if he wore protection or only a Quebec condom.

When a person has a beenie watch cap on and it sticks up above their head, not pulled tight.

by Starvinmarvin42 November 16, 2020

Napoli's Used Condom

The worst of worst disses, this means that your super gay and like to have "gay butt sex" with other men and there has never been a successful comeback to this statement, and you also like wiener in your butt hole.

No one likes you, your just a napoli's used condom.

by longrodvanghugeendong October 27, 2010

who wears the condom

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.

Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010

Mind Condom

A mentally created condom used to help prevent the spread of MTDs (Mentally Transmitted Diseases). This is the only way to help prevent the spread of MTDs, the only thing that can make any sexual act involving the mind very dangerous. Mind condoms are mentally generated, and in no way reduce the pleasure of sexual activities involving the mind, other than the time it takes to mentally generate a mind condom. Mind condoms are generated by concentrating on their mind and nervous system being wrapped in rubber or a similar water proof substance. The more partners involved in a sexual mind act, the longer one will have to concentrate on creating a mind condom, in order to prevent the mind condom from failing. It is recommended that all partners involved in the mentally sexual act have a mind condom ready.

Don't be insane, cover your brain with a mind condom.

by Eddie the cool kid August 27, 2006

Eye Condom

Tinted or mirrored sunglasses used for personal protection while eye humping so as to not get caught.

Always practice safe eye humping. Wear an eye condom.

Dude at least put your eye condom on before you eye hump that girl!

by Flipped Dimension February 5, 2010

Ear Condom

If you don't like Judas, Wear an ear condom next time

In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance. Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind. But in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense. Judas kiss me if offenced, or wear an ear condom next time

by GEORGEOFF May 6, 2011

BYU condom

A synonym for blue jeans or Levi's. Brigham Young University (BYU) is owned by the Mormon church, which has very strict rules about chastity. A large number of BYU students regularly participate in Levi lovin' or dry humping, because they are trying to get it on without having real intercourse. So, in a sense, their jeans are protecting them from having sex.

Yeah, we were getting it on and I blew my load, but luckily I had on my BYU condom. I wonder if she noticed?

by poopstone July 11, 2006