Painting the wife's closet

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.

I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.

by Bus doctor January 23, 2015

clonesome

A sexual encounter, ususally referred to as a threesome, with your spouse or partner and a clone of that same spouse or partner created specifically for sexual purposes.

I had a clonesome last night with my wife and her clone, it was great!

by codinex January 29, 2009

Cloneversation

Having the same conversation over and over again.

When someone repeatedly, and on separate occassions, tells the same story, mentions the same fact, raises the same point of argument, etc. Cloneversation applies whether or not the repeater knows they have talked about the same thing with you before.

by Himelz July 29, 2009

Clomework

Homework that is given in class to work on, but if you don't finish it becomes homework.

Unfinished class work that becomes homework.

I didn't finish that classwork so now it's clomework. Fuck!

by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009

closet queen

Gay male who does not admit that he's gay and pretends that he is straight all the time to his friends/family.

George Bush will not admit that he's a closet queen

by Dave May 22, 2004

In The Closet

Hiding one's true self

The girl was in the closet about her love for gaming.
He was in the closet before he told us he was gay.

by KupCakeKow January 25, 2015

Utility Closet

The utility closet, or "U.C." as it is otherwise commonly known, is the location of the fuse box, water heater, and power source for any house in Frindel Lane and/or Overlook Lane. They are commonly used for nighttime hangouts, and more often, areas for blaze sessions involving marijuana in many forms, such as a blunt, bong (see Jerome Baker), bowl, joint, spliff, steamroller, or marijuana-laden brownies.

"Let's go out back to the utility closet before all out."

"Where's Judd? I think he's back out at the U.C."

by LeBong James September 30, 2004