Christopher Martin Sulfer Jr

A guy who GLAZES nba youngboy, mustangs, and that one trash Celtics player.

Christopher Martin Sulfer Jr successfully did licky licky.

by Ur brother bitch October 23, 2025

Christopher

Christopher is usually a very tall sexy black handsome big meat man who will love you no matter who you are and what u do they are very loving and caring person who sadly does not have a dad but he can be your daddy.. but he can be one of the best friends that you would ever have and if u have a Christopher in your life u should put a ring on him before someone else does.

Christopher does not like salads

by Alex rosan March 23, 2025

Christopher Rivera

The Big Drop, Big Alpha, Mr.”Bag-a-bitch”

Everybody watch out! Christopher Rivera just stepped outside today!!

by Certified Macc November 11, 2022

Christopher Hiett

a very hot skater dude god hes very attractive

I LOVE CHRISTOPHER HIETT

by VansClub November 24, 2022

Christoph Hayhae

Christoph Hayhae was a national hero. I'm surprised you've never heard of him. I am here today to tell you about a real life hero who deserves much more recognition. Christoph worked as a professional negotiator for the United States of America. He's a true American hero. He singlehandedly resolved dozens of hostage crisis's and ransoms. He personally settled hundreds of cases and he probably saved at least a million lives through his work. As a negotiator, he brought home millions of innocent lives who were in danger. Christoff deserves more credit for what he does. I'm here to spread the word of his true heroism in real life.

Stranger "OMG! You're Christoph Hayhae! You're a true hero!"
Christoph Hayhae "No, you are the real hero. I am only doing my job. It's a honor to serve."
Stranger "Wow, heroic and noble! What a hero!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Christopher

The love of my life and the absolute best person to enter my life

That’s Christopher. Hes the love of my life.

by goth.boi.clique October 18, 2021

Christopher Adrian Vargas

A "Christopher Adrian Vargas" is an extremely homoerotic gay dude who tries to stick his fully erect penis in his freinds mouth while they are sleeping during a sleepover.

That Christopher Adrian Vargas really destroyed me in my sleep!

by Mr. Big Balls (taken) October 27, 2023