Certified Hater

Also known as Al-Baraa. A Hater born, and made.

Damn, baraa still managed to complain in heaven? He really is a certified hater

by pseydoHakim November 20, 2023

certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper

yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper

by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023

certified ass clapper

When you like something so much you just cant contain your energy in any other sentence.

That game i just played is a certified ass clapper

by anonymous December 2, 2023

certified squid

A certified loser

Shut up you certified squid.

by anonymous December 7, 2023

certi driver

When an individual is classed as a 'good' driver, IE: Certified.

This means the driver doesn't end up 'oversteering' or 'understeering' into a brick wall at "30mph" and breaking their vehicle, such as a Swift Sport-ish.

'im a certi driver me mush'
'mans a certi driver init bro'

by JCCD February 29, 2024

certified yapper

The saying "certified yapper" means someone who believes they are certified for talking too much/saying dumb shit.

"I consider myself a certified yapper!"

"If I yap too much, then I must be a certified yapper!"

by Evrybdy_luvs.leeya March 13, 2024

Certz

1.) (N.) Marijuana strain;Pink Certz wax; uplifting high

2.) (N.) Certified lab grown crystals and subgroup lab made stones

3.) (Adj.) Colored Certz (e.x. Pink Certz)

"This Pink Certz wax got us so stoned we had to make a definition for it."

by PinkAmy1783 March 19, 2024