Bum-Mouthing

The act of putting your finger up someones back c*** (bumhole) and then inserting that finger into that person mouth via fish hook method

(this is rather like the RUSTY FISH HOOK, however this method uses the victims bum aswell as mouth)

It was early in the morning, tom and jack were lying together semi naked. Whilst giggling, jack casually... BUMMOUTHED tom

After the BUM-MOUTHING, tom was visibly shaken and had to lie down

by Joedude20 September 28, 2010

Bum Fritter

aka, a stool, or dump

jamie laid a steaming bum fritter on chris's chest

by christopher prince August 12, 2008

Bum Squamp

Typically occurring at a night club or any other social event involving a crowd of people, the Bum Squamp takes affect when you (or a beloved partner) may be dancing and another individual places their butt (intentionally or unintentionally) on yours and begins to gyrate to the rhythm of the music.

That lady last night was totally bump squamping me OR Man I'm getting bum squamped right now OR Man I got a total case of the bum squamps

by Akshaark July 1, 2017

Cheap Bum

someone who is poor and nasty

"i heard that guy is a cheap bum"

by TheRazzleDazzle December 10, 2016

bum gun

a more appropriate word for a bidet.

the bum gun provides a little pleasure while cleaning your bottom.

get that bum gun out of my face!

by Big Lemon August 9, 2012

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO February 2, 2016

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

by Mahoganay October 12, 2013