Taint Brush

When a man, in a joking often juvenile fashion, grabs his penis and lifts upwards allowing his taint and ballsack open range to explore. He then runs his often covered up area between the frank and beans and applies, in a painting fashion of back and forth, over the face of the inebriated man or woman of his choice

Hey Jackson that was a great party last night but I saw Conner flirting with Tiffany before passing out in the living room-I've got to go work and use the taint brush on that bastard!

by WarMachine881 August 26, 2017

mr brush

Typically the dumbest person/thing you'll ever meet. He is always going to be interested is social lives, will probably end up being a middle school or high school teacher, and doesn't normally help with problems or cares about homework. A Mr Brush will try to give you detention even if you haven't done anything. He likes to make his students do his chores, and usually has one or two favorite students. He doesn't mind boasting or telling the whole class something that will affect others, such as what he thinks about one student, or how he prefers another. A Mr Brush usually likes to yell, even if everybody is being quiet. Aside from being dumb and annoying, a Mr Brush can really help you if he really gets to know you. He is a fun person to be around, if you don't mind occasional gossip or rumors. If you meet a Mr Brush, stay on his good side!

Student 1: Who's your teacher this year?

Student 2: Mr Brush
Student 1: Really? You must be lucky! I've heard good things about him.

Student 2: I hope so.

by Goodfairyperson October 3, 2017

lint brushing

When a person strokes their genitals to calm themselves but not necessarily to induce sexual excitement.

The meeting set unrealistic deadlines so I ended up lint brushing in the bathroom until I could get back to work.

by NevrKnwsBest December 20, 2017

Taint Brush

When you run around for 10 minutes, get all nice and sweaty, then rub your sweat soaked hairy balls on someone's face.

He just gave his passed out friend the taint brush.

by [e-mail] July 14, 2018

anti-brusher

Someone who, upon awakening, looks at their tooth brush and says "not today." This action/in-action is repeated prior to retiring to their respective filth-laden sleeping quarters. One who does not concern themselves with the responsibility of proper hygiene, oral or otherwise: thereby exposing others to the toxic fumes emanating from their oral cavity. Synonyms for "anti-brusher" include "tooth denier" and "odor-achiever."

Me: That person's breath smells like a dumpster fire.

Someone else: He is an anti-brusher.

by G6berry January 2, 2019

Virginia Brush Fire

Like the Brush Fire, but specifically igniting the hair on the the perineum.

Me: Hey man, I’ve got $10 if you’ll do a Brush Fire.
Friend: $20 and I’ll make it a Virginia Brush Fire.
Me: You’re on.

by Commander Benefits September 5, 2019

Kooseeta Breesh

Assyrian for "sleight a hat on the head"; a reference to successful subversion.

1. Man, they wrote the books on how to sleight a hat on the head.

2. Na cuz, they put a Kooseeta Breesh.

by Acts 7:43 v. Sanhedrin 26a-b April 26, 2020