When you take a massive shit, and run out of toilet paper, and out of desperation for a clean ass you utilize the toilet brush for optimal cleaning.
I went to take my usual after coffee shit and some savage left one square of toilet paper. I had to use the Louisiana lint brush to clean up aisle 2.
by Nykimeow August 23, 2016
When a person strokes their genitals to calm themselves but not necessarily to induce sexual excitement.
The meeting set unrealistic deadlines so I ended up lint brushing in the bathroom until I could get back to work.
by NevrKnwsBest December 20, 2017