matt-bruce effect

the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect

by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020

Bruce

A bruce is a guy everyone likes. Well into a sport where he has all the top gear. Walks with chest out, chin up. Always seeing the good. Annoyingly positive. Loudest in a group. Usually 6ft, beard, loves his suits.

That guy is the main bruce here.

Theres a bruce in the other room.

by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021

Bruce

A Masculine man, who is Rich, & Quits all His Bad habits & laziness. His parents always argued for him to change but now he has finally become a new person & his parents & family on love him.

Bruce Quits all Bad addictions & Habits

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

Bruce

Bruce is the most beautiful and amazing boy you will ever meet. He is so sweet and caring and he is the best boyfriend. You are so lucky if you can claim yourself a Bruce.

"Bruce is my amazing boyfriend!"

by itsbayaofcc November 20, 2023

Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018

Bruce

An old Scottish measurement for fermented dog crap.

It takes two measure of Bruce to start a decent bonfire.

by emcinto0 July 4, 2022

Bruce Masson

A god who can do whatever he likes. Whenever he likes

Bruce Masson is a god ahhh scary god man doing crab walk at speed of light. I’m dead now because Bruce is op

by Jimmmmru May 2, 2022