The Brown Menace 

When you take a shit and the poo rubs up against your prostate. This causes an erection known as "THE BROWN MENACE"!

"Every time I take a shit I get PTSD I'm going to get the brown menace."

The Brown Menace by Master Ray April 13, 2021

Charlie Brown Parsley 

Nickname for weed, pot, reefer, grass, dope, Mary Jane, hash. You get the idea.

Her: Roll me some of that Charlie Brown Parsley.
Him: She a bad mfer for calling it Charlie Brown Parsley frfr.

Charlie Brown Parsley by charliebrownlover123 January 7, 2023

Dominic Brown 

gurimu schoe's best friend and life partner. likes to wear water shoes, while drinking water dew, taking a water poo. the wart is due

"dominic browned" (past tense)

Dominic Brown by Dominic Brown (otumoetai) August 2, 2023

brown wings

Brown wings are an honour bestowed to a good chap who has had anal sex with a female (human).

Brown wings have an 'expiry time' of twelve months and are revoked after that period unless you keep up your 'air-time'. This constitutes at least one trip up bourneville boulevard from the initial date that you joined the Brown Squadron. Failure to do so will see you grounded,and no airman wishes that upon himself. Sticking your finger up her bum does not qualify you as a holder of brown wings, you will only be ranked as air cadet for this particular feat.

brown wings by Ring Commander Bear December 9, 2004

Bronsexual 

Someone who physically can't get an errection or ejaculate without thinking about LeBron James

"Man, I was with my girlfriend and I couldn't get hard but then I looked at the Poster of LeBron James above my bed and lasted about 6 seconds before I remebered LeBron James changed his number to number 6 for Space Jam 2 and came everywhere... and thats when I realised I am Bronsexual"

Bronsexual by Bronsexual fan 69423 May 24, 2022

Gordon Brown 

Unelected Prime Minister of the UK who became PM by some kind of divine appointment and proceded to hand over any power left in the country to a load of unelected sharks in the EU. When he was chancellor, Brown squandered money like it was going out of style. He wasted billions on illegal invasions, stupid pet projects like the Dome, employing a legion of civil servants and quangos, and sold Britain's gold reserves when the value of gold was at an all-time low. He ended up taxing everyone to death and raiding pensions. Basically he has always wanted the job of PM, isn't bothered in the slightest if he has no idea of what he's supposed to do. Now the likes of Milliband are sharpening their knives, waiting to steal his crown, but to be honest he has nothing to worry about. His party is just a collection of gutless no-hopers who between them couldn't run a bath.

If I was a parent or teacher and I saw Gordon Brown coming towards the school playground grinning that grin of his I think I'd call the police.

Gordon Brown by Stormsworder October 17, 2008

gordon brown 

looks like a sad face drawn on a scrotum (also see my def of government

gordon brown is ugly and can't run our country right :p

gordon brown by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009