brodie

an android, no money, no females, bad fits.

yo that brodie dude really blowing mine, why his drawls wet?

by bustingattheopps June 19, 2021

Brodie

Brodie is usually known to have a big penis, very funny but not good “in the classroom”. Brodie is extremely strong and Good at sports. There is a high possibility that his dad’s name is Darren. He is moderately tall and has a lot of freinds.
Brodie is (usually) addicted to masturbating or pornography.

Look at him, he must be a Brodie

by HoggymcHoggyFace January 9, 2018

Brody

Brody is that kid who says so sheeesh in class

Him:I wish Brody wasn’t here

Me: me too

Brody: 👁👄👁

by Jaylin Jordan b May 21, 2021

Brody

A Brody is usually a skater boy who has lots of friends but they all treat a Brody like shit. He usually has a big penis but never gets girls. Also is very good at sex. A Brody is a Keeper and cares a lot about girls so if you find one date him.

I want to date Brody!!

by Theguy2008 November 22, 2021

Brody

Military/prison slang for the dude currently fucking your girlfriend while you’re gone.

Recruit 1: Hey man you got anyone you’re close to?
Recruit 2: Yeah, girlfriend named Leah.
Recruit 1: How long have you been with her?
Veteran: Don’t matter now. Brody’s probably fucking her as we speak.

by Bionodroid November 27, 2019

brody garrison

you might jus look at him as a freind but as time goes on you’ll really start catching these feelings you can’t get rid of. the kind that don’t leave your mind. you’ll start seeing how amazing he is. how sweet he is and how he never fails to make you laugh and smile. brody will always consider your opinions and your feelings in situations. he’s got that akward funny laugh with that pretty smile that doesn’t leave your head. he’ll pull you out of that low point you were struggling to get out of. he’ll make life seem all bright and happy again. he always makes sure you take of yourself. you’ll constantly question why you deserve someone amazing as him. life with him seems like one of those disney love songs.

brody garrison definitely has a couple of loose screws

by yoshiisthebest! June 5, 2022

brody!

you might jus look at him as a freind but as time goes on you’ll really start catching these feelings you can’t get rid of. the kind that don’t leave your mind. you’ll start seeing how amazing he is. how sweet he is and how he never fails to make you laugh and smile. brody will always consider your opinions and your feelings in situations. he’s got that akward funny laugh with that pretty smile that doesn’t leave your head. he’ll pull you out of that low point you were struggling to get out of. he’ll make life seem all bright and happy again. he always makes sure you take of yourself. you’ll constantly question why you deserve someone amazing as him. brody will make life seem like you’re living in a disney love song.

i love brody! even tho he’s got acouple loose screws (maybe even a few).

by yoshiisthebest! June 6, 2022