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blunder cunt

An old school definition meaning one who takes a long time to accomplish an obljective due to an easily ditracted mind.
I sent that blunder cunt to the store four hours ago for milk.
by hung low November 25, 2007
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blundonian blumpkin

A gay sex act performed in a public restroom lacking partitions between stalls, in which two seated participants take turns bending over sideways to perform fellatio on one another whilst simultaneously defecating in their respective receptacles. Generally not performed sequentially ("I'll do you until you blow out both your loads then you do me, ok?") but rather in rapid alternating bursts of a few seconds duration A-does-B then B-does-A. A professionally-executed blundonian blumpkin maneuver results in a virtually seamless and volcanic four-way explosion and is a true wonder to behold.
Conversation in public restroom:

Gay Guy #1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Gay Guy #2: Blundonian blumpkin?

Gay Guy #1: Ha!
by Chad Wooley March 4, 2006
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bondared

(adj) to get raped, or sexually harassed, molested, or anything pertaining to it.

pronounced (bond-ar-ed)
That guy just bondared me in my own home.
by bob sagged February 12, 2008
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Bondburger

When you squirt your sauce all over her burger then eat it
Your sister made me cum so hard last night. The way it glistened off her pussy I couldn't help myself, I had to eat that bondburger
by n47h March 26, 2023
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Bungee Bondage

A bizarre sex act involving bungee cords, ropes, heights, condoms (or not) and two (usually consenting) individuals.

How the act is preformed may vary, but a common practice is to bind the individuals together in an awkward position and make them bungee job together. After the initial fall, they may be able to preform otherwise impossible feats, such as having sex that feels like flying to both people at the same time (sex swings only give that sensation to one person). And swinging back and forth for ultimate thrust.
Joan looked at Steve seductively, for they had enacted all other sexual acts they could think of, quietly she whispered "Time for some Bungee Bondage"

Steve was fearful for a moment, but suddenly he knew he had to try it, his motto in the bedroom was "Never say no".
by genderwitch May 29, 2010
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Bondburger

It's a really smart and funny joke way of saying 69
Last night I Bondburger your sister
by MarthNi October 12, 2021
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bondage baby

Someone who is concieved in the act of a male and female performing bondage and or kinky shit towards each other and the result child, is known as a bondage baby.
Person 1.) Dude, Marley is such a bondage baby.
Person 2.) I know. I feel bad for her.
Person 1.) Her birthday must be really awkward.
by john q sample December 15, 2010
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