An old school definition meaning one who takes a long time to accomplish an obljective due to an easily ditracted mind.
by hung low November 25, 2007
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Conversation in public restroom:
Gay Guy #1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Gay Guy #2: Blundonian blumpkin?
Gay Guy #1: Ha!
Gay Guy #1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Gay Guy #2: Blundonian blumpkin?
Gay Guy #1: Ha!
by Chad Wooley March 4, 2006
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(adj) to get raped, or sexually harassed, molested, or anything pertaining to it.
pronounced (bond-ar-ed)
pronounced (bond-ar-ed)
by bob sagged February 12, 2008
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by n47h March 26, 2023
Get the Bondburger mug.A bizarre sex act involving bungee cords, ropes, heights, condoms (or not) and two (usually consenting) individuals.
How the act is preformed may vary, but a common practice is to bind the individuals together in an awkward position and make them bungee job together. After the initial fall, they may be able to preform otherwise impossible feats, such as having sex that feels like flying to both people at the same time (sex swings only give that sensation to one person). And swinging back and forth for ultimate thrust.
How the act is preformed may vary, but a common practice is to bind the individuals together in an awkward position and make them bungee job together. After the initial fall, they may be able to preform otherwise impossible feats, such as having sex that feels like flying to both people at the same time (sex swings only give that sensation to one person). And swinging back and forth for ultimate thrust.
Joan looked at Steve seductively, for they had enacted all other sexual acts they could think of, quietly she whispered "Time for some Bungee Bondage"
Steve was fearful for a moment, but suddenly he knew he had to try it, his motto in the bedroom was "Never say no".
Steve was fearful for a moment, but suddenly he knew he had to try it, his motto in the bedroom was "Never say no".
by genderwitch May 29, 2010
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by MarthNi October 12, 2021
Get the Bondburger mug.Someone who is concieved in the act of a male and female performing bondage and or kinky shit towards each other and the result child, is known as a bondage baby.
Person 1.) Dude, Marley is such a bondage baby.
Person 2.) I know. I feel bad for her.
Person 1.) Her birthday must be really awkward.
Person 2.) I know. I feel bad for her.
Person 1.) Her birthday must be really awkward.
by john q sample December 15, 2010
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