Batman

When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lamp behind oneself so you get a shadow effect that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.

"I would totally batman dat gilf"

by Scoota B. June 21, 2008

batmanitis

1. YOUR COCK IS A FUCKEN BAT
2. fucken shit your cock is a bat now
3. cock = bat
see also fuckshit, COCKFACEFUCKER, BATMAN is GHEY

OMFG,LOLZBBQ,LMFAO!!!Ono3no3n, my cockz0r is t3h batz0rs!!!oneoneoneEENLEVEN.

by Max Payne April 15, 2005

The Batman

When you're with a girl that likes to use Anal Beads on you, she puts down a tarp for when she pulls them out and you defecate.

Either one of you then pics up the tarp that is covered in Seaman and faeces and wear it like a cape and start flapping around the room, creating the illusion you are a bat.

far out man did you here Derrick gave Randy Mandy the The Batman last night" "Yeah i heard he swooped on her like an Eagle

by Hog Hog Hog June 2, 2011

bobmarley

Something that is cool; a term used to say express content.

That snowboard trick was so bobmarley. OR I just got laid...bobmarley.

by CHill5 February 27, 2008

Batman

when you give a girl a facial, and you cum in her hair, u stick some of the hair up like batman ears. if there is excess cum, use it to white out her eyes.

i totally batmaned that hoe last night

by huskies12 April 29, 2010

batman

A batman jizz is when a young man is..uh...getting frisky with a young lady and pull out real quick, jizzes in his hand or a bowl and suprises the chick by wiping a huge jokerman-like smiles across her mouth with the jizz, says in a creepy tone "why so serious?" and then proceeds to tackle her in a rough but sexy manner. good luck children. invented by corinne:)

guy 1: i just batman-ed this chick last night

guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.

by TearsOfBlood December 14, 2010

bodmas

Sometimes written as Bodmas, BODMAS or BODMAS. Refers to both the original group, the "Crap band with a crap website - www.bodmas.tk" and any band which doesn't really play any music.

Person 1: "I saw BODMAS play last night!"
Person 2: "You actually saw BODMAS play?"
Person 1: "No, but then I am a compulsive liar"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "No."

by Pete March 17, 2005