Bored

When you are hinting off to a boy/girl that you want to do something sexual.

Boy: Hey Wassup
Girl: Nothing just home all alone Bored!
Boy: oo Ok cool. Im Chilling
Girl: yea im still bored.

by B. Somerville September 7, 2009

Berted

Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down

Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd

The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!

by Overagekid November 12, 2009

bored

You right now. You have nothing to do cause you're a loser so you search random words on Urban dictionary.com when you could be doing something productive like masturbating or doing the pelvic thrust.

I'm so bored yet I go on UD.com and wonder why

by hi... I'm Meta... i guess... December 15, 2014

post-boredomism

It describes the state of giddiness one achieves while waiting for a super boring event (such as - say - a graduation) to start.

While waiting for my appointment the DMV, I slipped into a state of post-boredomism and started laughing uncontrollably.

by stasi1974 May 26, 2009

IN SCHOOL BORED TO DEATH☠

IF YOU TYPE THIS IN IT IS PROBLY WHAT U ARE!!! BAD ADVICE: SECRETLY PLAY GAMES

GOOD ADVICE : USE DRAWINGS TO RANDOMLY DRAW

IN SCHOOL BORED TO DEATH☠

by 12364ALEXANDRIA February 9, 2023

Bored

Sexually Frustrated - A less suspicious way to define this fact when around others.

(In big crowd)

Girlfriend: Hunni, I'm bored
Bohfriend: Good job I booked us a room in a hotel for later then...

by Curlygirly23 January 27, 2008

boated

adj.midwest vernacular for dressing exceeding well;very nicely clothes. probably originating from the famous urban name brand Marithe Francois Girbaud. Local idiom evolved the word into the phrase "boated"

damn that nigga always have a fresh pair of forces and a fitted on. he stay boated

by scottesha February 6, 2008