borders

1. Lines arbitrairily drawn on a map that make up a countries.
2. Complete human constructs.
3. Can cause mass confusion and hysteria when directly connected with imperialism.

1. America has the borders of Canada and Mexico.

2. Land is land regardless of lines.

3. Guy #1:"Dude Africa is so fucked up."
Guy #2:"That's because in the early 1900s European countries colonized them, which divided kingdoms and tribes."
Guy #1:"Damn that really fucking sucks."
Guy #2:"I know, stupid imperialism."

by Aspekt December 27, 2006

Bored as fuck

A public call out asking to have sex on Social Media sites, most commonly done on FaceBook. The person posts that they are bored as fuck on the site and then waits for Inbox messages, post likes and comments to see who it reeled in and then they try to set up meeting to have sex with the person they desire most.

"I'm bored as fuck."

"WYD? I'm BAF."

by Spelling Beotch February 19, 2016

borderline personality disorder

A condition where one is not broken, but forever in need of being fixed.

And there is nothing anyone can ever do.

You will always feel this way.

Fuck borderline personality disorder. Fuck examples. You are a bitch.

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2008

border monger

dumb ass mexican who illegally crosses the border between the US and mexico. sometimes border mongers cross back and forth to smuggle drugs or do other filthy shit that only a border monger would do. border mongers often bitch about how the government doesnt give them any money or help, but they dont realize that the government is not obligated to do shit for them because they are living in the US illegally. border mongers have a tendency to do shit like haul 50 pounds of bricks for 100 miles for 20 hours a day all for 1 dollar. they are very good workers.

joe: look at that man. he is so dedicated. he has been up there working construction for 1 day straight
border monger: YAY AMIGO! I GET 1 DOLLAR. AMIGO! AMIGO! 1 DOLLAR FOR WORKING 24 HOURS! SUCH A BARGAIN AMIGO!
border monger 2: george bush need to help our people! he does not give us 1 million dollar. we demand 1 million dollar!
john: what a fucking dumb border monger.

by pablo the border monger August 30, 2008

bored housewife

A woman who finds herself chained to the drudgery of her marital home and who is commonly easy pray to the lecherous advances of any passing lothario builder type who passes her way! She will (in her own mind) fasll head over heels for him when in reality she is just relishing the attention that her middle class professional husband is too tired to give her.

you know that bored housewife I'm working for, I reckon I'm in there.

by adequate-d April 5, 2011

Fucking bored

Me right now, and maybe you considering you’re reading this.
Why are you reading this?
Go do something productive, like play a video game or prank your friend, or nearly murder your sibling or something.
(Highly suggest the last one.)

‘I’m fucking bored.’
‘Go murder your fucking sister you shit-ass bitch.’

by AnnieGirl66 December 28, 2019

border shopping

Visiting multiple border crossing points, trying to find one that will let you cross.

The border guard caught me border shopping and told me it was illegal, but he was a lot more reasonable than the jerk at the first place I tried, who demanded a work visa I haven't even got yet, and he let me pass.

by another non american December 21, 2006