Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.

Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.

by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018

Stroodle Boogin

Riding on a boogie board with your legs and arms on top with your body hanging underneath.

Corey, let's hit the beach and go stroodle boogin!!!

by Cruxio January 23, 2020

Bug-boating

To cause harm to a person, animal, or thing with disruptive movements of one's body while said one is sleeping.

Matt was spinning around, flailing, and bug-boating all night on the couch and broke my bong that was sitting on the coffee table! How did he not wake up?!!!

by Buttermir February 13, 2020

dick boofin

when one takes it up the ass

He: "Hey where did Hank and Gary go?"
She: "They probably went to go dick boofin behind cap point 2 on avanti"

by Asieface October 8, 2020

naked bootie scoots

Dropping your drawers & scooting your bootie across a road, grass, cement or anything close by to pay your debt off

"You lost the bet in darts, so you owe me 10 naked bootie scoots, Dave."

"Drop your pants and give me 5 naked bootie scoots or I'll screw you up"

by Ktone24 March 27, 2021

Sub-boofing

1. The act of discreetly indulging in the act of boofing.

2. Boofing in someone’s honor

I was surprised to find out Jeremy was sub-boofing.

Jeremy performed the noble act of Sub-boofing in Ray’s honor

by Barkingsatyr69 September 6, 2021

Stat Boosting

Filling a lobby with your friends/alts in an online game and forcing them to let you win.

Bro how did you get all those wins?

Stat Boosting.

by Da_ZCT January 11, 2022