hello-boner

What occurs when you come home and your dog is so happy to see you he pops a chubby.

"Oh gross, Odin has a hello-boner!"

by confusinomitron September 23, 2008

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Study Boner

The inability to study due to decreased blood flow to brain due to excess blood flowing to the penis. Academics often have fantasies of hot females naked thus distorting their trail of thought. Often leads to masturbation which is followed by a productive period of study proceeded by fatigue.

"I was just about to start Anatomy when I discovered I had a study boner"

by McNultyfied February 28, 2012

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Boner Booster

A quality or situation that makes your boner harder then it was before

"I saw this girl, she was so hot, and then i noticed she had a belly button piercing. What a boner booster"

"This beautifull girl walked towards me, she was so hot. Then i heard her voice, what a boner booster."

by keyboarddancer July 10, 2015

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Death boner

The act of having an erection post-mortem, usually caused by hanging or some form of asphyxiation, also it is know to be the biggest, hardest boner one will experience in their lifetime (or death as the case may be).

Man, I saw Adelinas' ass in a bikini, that shit gave me the death boner!!

by Shwanky April 8, 2012

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Daytoner Boner

The state of arousal experienced by millions of NASCAR race fans in the days leading up to the Daytona 500. This condition may be particularly intense during the weekend of qualifying and the Bud Shootout. Do not expect much from your husband while he is experiencing Daytoner Boner as he doesn't have sufficient blood supply to sustain proper mental focus.

Adam had such a Daytoner Boner last night during the shootout, he forgot to walk to the bathroom before he shit, and mudbogged the couch....

by b00mb00mchuck February 7, 2010

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