blowing the load

The acting of squirting your 100 proof baby juice in, on, or around <<insert your preference here>> (i.e. women, men, magazines, farm animals, toilet paper, socks, your own face, ...

;) --- <=8

When I was blowing the load on grandma's wig when she walked in.

by MD65 August 26, 2006

farmer's blow

The act of plugging one nostril while forcefully blowing the other causing the snot from the open nostril to shoot out onto the ground.

Brian was sick and congested however after his farmer's blow, his breathing became easier.

by David99 April 24, 2007

blow ass

A person who lies about everything they say and doesnt tell the truth in order to act cool.

"I had sex with 20 chicks in one night Bro!!!"
"Shut the fuck up you blow ass!!!"

by PotatoChip May 30, 2003

snow blowing

When someone cums in your mouth, you go to kiss them and spit it back into their mouth.

by Nickoe August 16, 2003

blow chunks

1. to vomit

2. to be terrible, to be extremely bad

The sensation I got from this creature nearly made me blow chunks.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2011

blowing loud

1. The act of smoking extremely potent marijuana.

1. Nigga you know my fruity swagger, I stay with them stupid tall packs, blowing loud.

by Dumb Loud Kush Blower December 08, 2010

Slow Blow

A Blow Job that is done slow and with perfect technique lasting longer but is more pleasurable, surpassing that of the Blow Job

She went down on me, and I thought ooo great another shitty blow job...... 30 mins passed by and It was the best 30 mins of my life.

I asked what the hell was that ?!
She simply replied with a smile, that's a Slow Blow.

by SlowJob-BlowKing November 12, 2010