Blowjoborexic 

Blowjoborexic (-orexia): A chronic eating disorder in which the only thing you eat all day is cum. Breakfast, lunch and dinner! With some fromundacheese as an appetizer and maybe a dingleberry for dessert. Most prevalent in women (and some men!) between the ages of 16 and 24.

I lost all my weight by being a blowjoborexic; it's the new Atkins! Healthy AND safe. Bye-bye size 10's, hello size zero!

Blowjoborexic by beantown71909 July 19, 2009

Blowjobenstein 

A blow job given by a Jewish person between the sheets.

I met a girl at the Temple. I'm hoping to get a blowjobenstein!

Blowjobenstein by Billabonged February 19, 2009

Blowjob Bangs 

Blunt cut short bangs (i.e. hair fringe) on a woman, such that the man does not need to hold back the woman's hair while she is performing oral sex. With this hair style, a ponytail holder is not required.

My girl got blowjob bangs, so now I can still play Xbox while she is going down on me.

Blowjob Bangs by Handsfreehummer October 4, 2012

Wall Blowjob 

A Blowjob in which the girl is backed up against a wall so she is unable to move backwards, creating more pleasure for the guy, and making deep throat easier to accomplish.

Bill- "Dude that Wall Blowjob is a great idea. That was the best BJ Amanda has ever given!"

Wall Blowjob by GR3453m0nk3y June 20, 2010

Blowjob season 

When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.

Hey honey when does blowjob season start?

Blowjob season by Polaker September 7, 2007

walking blowjob

when a really short girl is with a really tall guy, she comes to his waistline therefore, well, you know the rest

Damn dude, she's so short she's a walking blowjob.

walking blowjob by Felix April 21, 2003

ahh blowjob 

synonym for ahh shit, i can't believe that just happened

you "i just crashed into my teacher on the way to school"

Friend "ahh blowjob"

ahh blowjob by slop2345 July 19, 2010