blowing the load

The acting of squirting your 100 proof baby juice in, on, or around <<insert your preference here>> (i.e. women, men, magazines, farm animals, toilet paper, socks, your own face, ...

;) --- <=8

When I was blowing the load on grandma's wig when she walked in.

by MD65 August 25, 2006

mind blowing

The term that is used by the characters to describe basically every average sexual encounter in every TV-14 show ever, because 1) it's vanilla enough to pass the ratings board 2) TV writers are bad at coming up with sex adjectives.

It actually just means "surpassing your expectations to the point where you aren't sure what to think."

Mary: So I heard you and Gary had sex. How was it?
Sue: Mind blowing! How was your sex with Stew?
Mary: Oh, the same as every night.
Sue: How's that?
Mary: Oh, just mind blowing.

by yoloswagturnupyoo April 5, 2015

farmer's blow

The act of plugging one nostril while forcefully blowing the other causing the snot from the open nostril to shoot out onto the ground.

Brian was sick and congested however after his farmer's blow, his breathing became easier.

by David99 April 30, 2007

blow ass

A person who lies about everything they say and doesnt tell the truth in order to act cool.

"I had sex with 20 chicks in one night Bro!!!"
"Shut the fuck up you blow ass!!!"

by PotatoChip May 30, 2003

snow blowing

When someone cums in your mouth, you go to kiss them and spit it back into their mouth.

by Nickoe August 15, 2003

blowing loud

1. The act of smoking extremely potent marijuana.

1. Nigga you know my fruity swagger, I stay with them stupid tall packs, blowing loud.

by Dumb Loud Kush Blower December 8, 2010

blow chunks

1. to vomit

2. to be terrible, to be extremely bad

The sensation I got from this creature nearly made me blow chunks.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2011