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blood nookie

When a vampire stages a date as an excuse for a quick meal with an often slutty girl.
by Cash 4 Emmett March 23, 2009
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Blood Caps

a term used to describe when one's eyes are dick red after smoking marijuana.
daaaamn nigg, yo sry azz got blood caps!!!
by GnomeWeed January 20, 2010
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Bloodass

When your asshole becomes bloody well/after you shit
Chris: My anus burns
Collin: Do you have bloodass?

Chris: Dam looks like I shit out a mittersaw
by samdog112004 March 16, 2010
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Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass
I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!
by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012
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getting blood

English slang for getting a hard on.
"did you see that ho? I am getting blood"
by silverbook November 27, 2007
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Penile Bloodletting

Bloodletting of the penis, this involves it to soak and dry on a piece of paper to then be smoked. This is called penis blood cigarettes.
by Atef Lord November 29, 2020
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Mary's blood bath

Having sex while your girl is on her period.
Me and Sarah had Mary's blood bath last night.
by Smackdatfatass May 16, 2016
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