Blink Shot

When your getting your picture taken and right when it takes your picture you blink and your eyes are closed on the picture.

Hey, these are good photos of you!

Oh, thanks

Wait... Why are your eyes closed on this photo?

Aw... CRAP! It's a Blink Shot!

by CaptainJefe January 12, 2010

Blindsystems

The most retarded stupid fuck that rides everyone’s dick

You’re such a blindsystems

by Slitlings December 6, 2018

Blinko

To wear sunglasses so well that you startle other people of the 21st century.

Wow, He’s such a blinko with those sunglasses on.

by Lily Pseudonym December 5, 2019

Blindsided

A scenario where Everything breaks, normally happening out of nowhere.

Did you hear John's computer Blindsided? he says it just broke.

by Blindside413 March 2, 2020

Blindsided

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.

So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.

by builtforspeed October 14, 2020

BLINK

The most toxic fandom in existence. Talk more about BTS than their own faves. OBSESSED with every other group and their only achievements are on YouTube.

Oh those BLINKS are back at it again on Twitter.

by Staystray December 27, 2020

Blinker fluid bullshit

Fucking stupid shit.

Look man, give it to me straight, none of that blinker fluid bullshit........Went to the pot shop and told the bud tender, " none of that blinkerfluid bullshit."

by BlinkerfluidBullshit March 21, 2021