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Bitterflies

the feeling you get in your stomach when you know you can't get the fuck over something
Everytime I think of how wrong she did me, I get bitterflies.
by cupcakeluffer July 3, 2009
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Bitter white boy syndrome

When a white boy makes racial comments over random internet nonsense due to emotional damage of his girl leaving him for a BBC.
Tyler: here's your baby daddy ladies, I bet you're proud!
Susie: just stop tyler, you should get some help for that bitter white boy syndrome!
by StahhpIT February 10, 2018
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once bitten forever shy

Phrase describing:

1. anyone who has let a person into their life, heart, etc. who has royally fucked their shit up _ and now has a cold,bitter,playa heart for any new relationship

2. to be emotionally-raped so badly that the free world must pay for the afflicted persons pain; all new prospects will undoubtedly suffer.

3. When you can't forgive or trust anyone (even the smallest injustice)

4. To shut out anyone you might actually have a shot with due to past hurts and/or past mistakes

5. Being alone for the rest of your life
ex:

M: -That guy over there has something special going on
E: -Dont go there. He's once bitten forever shy
M: -Damn...that's such a shame, he looks like a real keeper
E: -Dont hold your breath my friend
by casualobserver November 30, 2013
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Battery Denial

Where you continue to swap dead batteries in your electrical appliance over and over with one another, rather than getting another set.
"What are you doing?"

"Swapping the batteries over. 2 weeks left in these bad boys."

"He's in battery denial."
by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009
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Battery Rape

Verb: To have your remote or xbox controller raided of batterys by other individuals, leaving you panicing as your friends go online or an ugly fat chick is on the Tv.
Connor: Dude why wern't you online last night? we where supposed to play gears at 10.

Andrew: Sorry man my brother battery raped me, took me over an hour to find some.
by Ledgend 0123 November 1, 2009
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Betteridge's Law

A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.
Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"

Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."

Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"

Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)
by the Avenger of Lost Souls July 14, 2016
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Battery acid

When a guy has a poor diet and his cum tastes like battery acid
Im thinking of breaking up with mr. Battery acid over there...
by Battery acid king May 23, 2021
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