Bible

A bible is the holy book Christians use. It includes of all the people of God and the life of Jesus and letters. It focuses on how God saved The Jews, the people of God.

-Hey! What's your favorite part of the Bible??

-Hmm..I like the Book of Luke!

-Wow! Me too!

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Bible

The Bible is a book that was made between about 1200 and 165 BC and continuesly remade for thousands of years, the books timeline goes all the way to the beginning.

Hey, let's go to church, you need to know the bible to know God.

by Speederman059 March 21, 2022

Bible thumper

Bible Thumper: one who talks to others regarding the Bible and Jesus trying to have them accept Jesus as their Saviour.

Bible thumper Don came around again today, still trying to get me to accept Jesus Christ as my Saviour.

by Brother Donald June 16, 2022

How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Bible Bopper

Someone who picks out parts of the bible they like and dont like

You: I hate Jessica she is such a bible bopper! She hates gays but she wears jeans!

by Centennial August 15, 2015

Grand Admiral Bible

The best moderator in the world, extremely based. He knows all information about America, Fallout, and Star Wars. No person is a bigger patriot and the best fit person for executive moderator.

Who is the most based mod in PCM?

Grand Admiral Bible of course!

by The Crusader of God119837 March 11, 2021