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bieber bidet

(V) The surprise splash back of cold water on your sphincter after dropping a large shit, usually before the sphincter can completly close. Involuntary exclamations are said to sound just like Justin Bieber when he sings.
No matter how I aim or pinch it off, I always get a bieber bidet during a big dump.
by seven of ten November 21, 2010
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Bieber Fever

Recipe for Bieber Fever
1. Get a 10 of teenage boys to cum onto a kitten
2. Have someone's mother fart on it
3. You then shave the kitten's back
4. Have each of the teenagers shove trimmings into their anus for a week

5. Remove the trimmings and place into a bowl
6. A random person is picked (by rolling a dice or picking sticks), who then has to cut off his foreskin and then eat everything
Someone: How come you were at the hospital last week?
You: Came down with Bieber Fever.
Someone: Nasty...
by JBiebszer November 12, 2011
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Bieber Fever

Being extremely over-obsessed 16 year old who hasn't hit puberty yet, to the point where you have posters, notebooks, shirts and other things with his face on it. You need to realize that he has no talent, you just think he's 'hot'.
Uhhh everything you own has that Beaver kid on it.

I hate to say this, but I think you have Bieber Fever xP
by saddlseatlover March 20, 2011
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Henry Bieber

Henry is the best person on earth and universe, he is superior.
Henry is our god. Henry Bieber.
by Henry dramadada June 29, 2020
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Justin Bieber

A drunk driving piece of shit that thinks he's cool because he owns a Ferrari, and dresses like a gangster. His music is about as original as a documentary of clichés directed by Michael Bay.

His songs are pretty much the same recycled shit over and over again (Boyfriend, Baby, As long as you love me etc...).
Stupid 12-year old girl: Liiiikkkke oh my gawd! Justin Bieber is soooo hottttt! He's so talented!

Sane person: You wouldn't know what talent was if it raped your fucking ear you stupid bitch.
by CbrLaneSplitter250 January 25, 2014
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Justin Bieber

Some stupid idiot who sounds like a kid screaming at you after hacking them and no scoping them and looks like a drunk old rapper and sucks 8===D all night and farts poop on his very small fan base of old men
by DerpySquidButter December 14, 2014
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JUSTIN BIEBER

That guys such a Justin bieber
by Sammy218877 June 22, 2016
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