The 'river' that starts in the gap between your pecs and runs down the gap between your abs. People with defined chests will brag that water can flow down it, much like a river. Usually called a Nile River because of the Nile's overall straightness.
by The Cuze April 05, 2010
the shitist drink in the world that tastes like shit and gives ppl diarria do not drinkm river rock it will give u rebola
river rock tastes like shit
by bellygwen NoodlZ July 28, 2015
by StopThat24 December 05, 2013
Lame ass holes trying to get high with dirty water and bottles, the poorest way of sucking bongs, and the best way to catch diseases
Yoo I just sucked a river bong man I'm battered.... no you just got aluminium poisoning and 20 different diseases
by Cannock inbred October 13, 2016
The only possible way to describe the feeling one gets while your boyfriend eats you out with a Halls cherry flavored cough drop in his mouth.
(Her)Babe, she’s feeling a little weird right now… (Him) What do you mean? (Her) It’s a little tingly and cold down there, the cough drops are doing something… (Him) Can you describe it? (Her) It’s like a “tingly river” flowing through my body!
by bombinopestilino August 09, 2021
by KirkyTheGayHater June 25, 2020
1) One who surfs river waves on a board. In winter too. In Canada in the winter even.
2) Knows all about kayaker girls with std's (see definition: Kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue balls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a shite.
2) Knows all about kayaker girls with std's (see definition: Kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue balls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a shite.
Dude did you see that river surfer catch that wave? He got std's from those kayaker girls. It's -20C out, his balls must be shrunk by now.
by CalgaryBlue December 08, 2006