creamy bastard

1. When you take a shit, and it comes out like cream.

"Oh fuck, I just did a creamy bastard in the bog!"

by Psycho B January 7, 2005

Suffering Bastard

A beverage made popular by the Trader Vic's establishments. Served in a Tiki Mug depicting a Moai(Easter Island Statue - pronounced 'mo-eye') holding his head as though he's got a killer headache(thus-suffering). The classic Suffering Bastard contains 1 part gin, 1 part rum, 1/2 part lime juice, dash of bitters, 1 part ginger ale, served over ice.

Barkeep, I'll have a Suffering Bastard!

by Shani T. October 3, 2005

black bastard

Used to describe an officer of the police service of northern ireland (formerly Royal Ulster Constabulry)

We were rioting last night and I took that black bastards baton off him.

Them black bastards beat the fuck out of me on the way to the cells.

by kam555 September 2, 2009

Cheap Bastard

A Slumlord who keeps the heat off in his rental units until code enforcement comes to inspect, after they leave he turns it off again

My Landlord is a CHEAP BASTARD.

by Capt Copernicus January 9, 2009

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

A long swear

Nobizzle assizzle shitfizzle bollickbizzle!

by God O' Popz (Jackie Cam) June 6, 2003

Twos up on a bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.

Try asking someone:

Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?

by christophe August 4, 2004

bastard

Antonym - marital spawn.

Most Marital spawn are conceived during accidental fucks somewhere between late night T.V. and the alarm; bastards are born of real lust.

by big kahuna November 11, 2003